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The Utopia

by Chrishop The Inventor

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1.
Doorwoman: Alright, you're all clear. Please step this way and come inside... Welcome to the Utopia!
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Hey friend come inside! But leave your hatred for anything behind It's alright you're alright we're all safe in here We all want to make the world a better place in here Just come on in and have fun You are no better or worse than everyone We have no one to lead in here We only lead ourselves In this paradise You've been looking for your whole life Paradise It's beautiful, it's beautiful Have fun living for today Time means nothing to anyone anyways So fill your head with all the knowledge and love you can And just remember that one day we'll all be dead If an argument appears We argue our points until they've been made clear We separate the thoughts from the thinkers The point is to learn not to win (Hover craft noises)
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Come on friends Come let's talk Save the Eggshell walk Just be yourself friend, it's all i'm asking It's all about What you do Never on What are you (what are you) Deep down we are all very weird So i'll make, no judgements here
4.
I want to live in a world with no tyrannical culture No "you're a boy, you can't do this!" No "you're a girl, you can't do that!" Forget your double standards Forget your pointless rules I want to live in a world With no fear to offend No "you are this, you can't say that!" No "you said that, you must be this!"
5.
Eww, A Nose! 02:32
Jack walked in on Kathy While she was showering From eyes to body She caught and STD Please keep your clothes on Cuz no one wants to see that Tom went to a movie With male nudity He's gay now Just from watching that scene Run! Run! Run away it's going to kill you! Run! Run! Before it takes your life! No!
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Animals <3 02:49
I'm proud to introduce to the world today The next step in the evolution of humanity Even though you can't understand me I'd like to say we're sorry We don't want to hurt you in any way They're rights Farming, poaching, pollution and more All in the past and done i'm sure I know your life is filled with problems But maybe together we can solve them But no one is entitled to anything They're rights They're rights Claim them as your own They're rights The greatest illusion in the world is the illusion of separation (Whale guitar noise solo)
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I Love Me!! 02:16
I love me! I love me! I love me! I never said that I was better than you But I hope you feel the same as I do What can I say? I love me! I love me! I never said that I has no flaws But what makes me "me" I hold close I don't think who I am is nobody Because who I want to be is just me What can I say? I love me! I love me! I'm so free To be who I want to be I love me!
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There is not one definition of where one find attraction I don't care if you're gay, I don't care if you're straight It's not my business to care anyways So love who you want And love what you want And don't ever ever ever let them go There is not one definition of where one find attraction I'm a malesub boy who loves femdom girls And there's nothing wrong with me It's just how i'm wired So love who you want And love what you want And don't ever ever ever let them go Cuz if it's what you want and it hurts no one No one could ever ever ever tell you no Don't be afraid No settling on less just out of fear The lie will fade and maybe you'll break up in couple years
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Waking up Feeling Fine In my elder years but my future still looks bright Got so many stories, behind me Time to make a new classic memory I don't know what you've been told but I don't regret being old I still got my friends around me and a day full of opportunity Open my eyes what do I see? I'm still the life of the party. No need to compete with the kids With originality you can always be timeless Whenever I start to feel old I try to conquer a new skill that I've never done before Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah
10.
Some Say 03:25
I want to do something you've never seen I want to do something only possible in dreams I want to do something you've never heard I want to make a dent in the world Because something inside me says I can So i'll keep trying until then I want to break as much ground as I can I want to invent a new genre and do it all again I want to do something that changes the game I want the music world to never be the same So i'll keep trying Failing, crying Until someday i'll be living this Yeah!
11.
Hello teacher, can you please help me after class today I have a question for you to help me if you may Something that we don't do no more What is murder? and what is it for? Please sir! No more! Save the... horror! Alright that was kind of hard for me to hear But I have another question for you to help me dear Something that we don't do no more What is the concept... the concept of war? Please sir! No more! Save the... horror! No way! Are you sure? What was... that for? I guess the past is better forgotten Something that I can't find Something that really blows my mind We get so caught in confusing lies that other we dehumanize And if you want to know why one acts, think of what could make you do that.
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Brother K audio from the distant past, being played in the audio archives of the future: Ladies and Gentlemen this is Brother K reporting live from the 2019 Circumcision Crisis Protests day 4 in Denver. We are at the corner of Mexico and Colorado, we have 20 something Intactivists out here, we have had a major radio station come by to talk to us. We are on the 4th day, we've had a lot of successful media interactions for the first 3 days of this tour. I'm honored to be talking to Chrishop here, a local Intactivist who has joined us on the front lines of this struggle for human rights here in United States of America. Who would think that it would fall up on us - the generation of the 21st century - to barbaric nightmare of genital mutilation here in the United States? But that's what American Doctors have done to us ladies and gentlemen, and we are up for meeting the challenge. They are not going to get away with circumcising our boys for another hundred years. We are going to stop them, Blood stained men, we are the ground troops of Intactivism, we are going to protest in cities across the nation. We'll be, after today, 16 more cities here in Colrado So thank you for your work to stop the nightmare for American boys. We are winning, circumcision is inconsistent with a free nation. It deprives men of their own free choice, and men are not crazy, when they have that choice they do not get part of their penis cut off. Do the right thing Ladies and Gentlemen One post script

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The debut album of Chrishop! (Edit: Now audio issues fixed!)

Music stolen straight from the future, The Utopia is Chrishop's first attempt at making the greatest record of all time. Using extended techniques on the guitar and unusual songwriting, this winning combo is sure to make you rethink all you know about music.

There are no guitar pedals, effects or synths used on this record.

Enjoy a perfect filler-less record where every song hits hard and breaks ground in some way!

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released March 30, 2019

This album was written, produced, performed and mixed entirely by Chrishop.

Mastering by: Chrishop
Sounds Effects From: Zapsplat (@zapsplat.com)
Album Art: Danh Art (@danh_art on fiverr)

Additional Voice Work:
Chelsea on "The Utopian Intro"
Ivy [voice 1] on "I Love Me!!"
(@ #cumpotion on instagram)
Gewmi [voice 2] on "I Love Me!!"
Bad Boy Doom [voice 3] on "I Love Me!!"
(@ soundcloud.com/badboydoom)
Brother K on the hidden track
(@ www.bloodstainedmen.com)

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