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Title Card
00:27
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--Lyrics--
Narrator:
Today in Sexual Fantasy Land: Chrishop enters the world of Pee-pee and Poo-poo.
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--Lyrics--
Chrishop:
What on earth is this place?
Such a disgusting space!
It's like a desert filled,
...filled up with human waste.
The sky is filled with farts, it's just like modern art.
Oh my is that the sun?
it looks just like a butt!
This must be the land of scat!
Now tell me where the party's at!
Luna:
Can someone tell me why I just fell from the sky?
Chrishop:
(Notices Luna beside him)
Luna!
Luna:
I was just taking a walk but then...
Hey! What the fuck?!
What the hell is this?
A land full of piss and shit?!
You better fix this Chris, or else I won't forgive...
Chrishop:
This must be the land of scat!
Now tell me where the party's at!
This must be the land of scat!
Now tell me where the party's at!
Luna:
Please Chris, can we go now?
This is grossing me out!
Chrishop:
Is it raining?
Luna:
Don't talk to me...
Chrishop:
Is it raining urine?
Luna:
Don't talk to me!!!
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3. |
A Song by Pink Floyyd
05:29
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--Lyrics--
Radio Host:
Alright, now this next song will be sung by the legendary rock band...
Pink Floyd
Rogger Watters/Dayvid Gilmoor:
In the land of Piss and Shit pressed on Luna and Chris.
For they knew they would be dead by morning.
Oh no!
The foamy mess squished at their feet.
The river reached it's yellow peak.
But only as the rain had stopped falling.
Oh no!
The distance bared a nice surprise for out the outskirts of their eyes...
the duo walked towards the light to behold a city there lies.
(Band gets interrupted by unexplained interference)
Roger Waters/David Gilmour:
Shoes dancing in the street, your mother's making pies.
Such a sight can burn your fragile eyes.
Oh no!
Do you know where you are at?
The kingdom of the King of Scat!
Prepare for I have heard the King is coming!
Oh No!
Everyone seems friendly here, the people should with hope and cheer.
But you would best prepare for the King he comes tonight.
(Band gets interrupted by unexplained interference AGAIN!)
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4. |
King Scatman
04:57
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--Lyrics--
King's Herald:
The King is Coming! The King is Coming!
The King is Coming! The King is Coming!
King Scatman:
Take a deep breath...
Civilian:
Take a deep breath.
King Scatman:
Listen to my music it's the literal shit!
And if you don't like it, you can scratch and sniff my butt!
Here's something you can add to your wishlist:
Open up the bathroom door... MERRY SNIFFMAS!
I'm the one who makes the room scream and shout.
But this music is just something I farted out.
See i'm the one who makes the ladies' diapers wetter.
You think your shit don't stink? Well mine smells better...
???:
Acting like you don't know!
What you're missing!
He's the King Scatman!
Well Merry Sniffmas!
King Scatman:
Now i'm the one here that they call the King...
So it would be wise to listen to me.
I came all this way from my place today.
So listen up to what I have to say...
What i'm looking for is a DJ battler.
Step up to the plate if you're a hardcore challenger.
Come on, step up, step up now...
Show me what you got!
???:
Acting like you don't know!
What you're missing!
He's the King Scatman!
Well Merry Sniffmas!
Acting like you don't know!
What you're missing!
He's the King Scatman!
Well Merry Sniffmas!
Chrishop:
I challenge you!
Luna:
Please...
Please no... Chris, please no...
Ugh...
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5. |
Dj Battle 2015
03:32
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--Lyrics--
Event Announcer:
DJ Battle 2015!
(Audience Applauds)
Today we have the King v.s. Chrishop.
Everybody got their seats ready?
Round 1: Begin!!!
Chrishop:
Monkey Bars!
(Audience Boos)
Event Announcer:
No, no, no, no.
That will not do... minus 50 points!
King Scatman:
Hoocus Poo-cus!
(Audience Claps)
Event Announcer:
Ahh very nice very nice... +100 points for the King.
And round 1 comes to close.
-50: Chrishop
+100: the King.
Everybody ready for round 2? Begin!
Chrishop:
The Twister?
(Audience Groans)
Event Announcer:
Ohh no, no, no, bad again! Negative 100 points!
King Scatman:
The Maid's Playground!
(Audience Claps Loudly)
Event Announcer:
Wonderful! Wonderful! +300 points for the King!
King Scatman:
Time's almost up Chris... you better put your best song on!
Chrishop:
Final round already? I better put on my best song!
(Plays "What Are You? :)" from Chrishop's The Demo 2014)
(Audience Laughs)
Event Announcer:
This is just awful... Negative 500 points!
King Scatman:
My turn now!
(Audience Loses their Shit?)
Event Announcer:
He did it!
That is +1000 points!
The Royal Flush! He actually completed The Royal Flush!
Ladies and Gentlemen, give a hand for the King and our loser Chrishop.
(Audience Claps)
The King wins like usual: the master of DJ Challenge 2015 Yay!
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Final Score:
Chrishop: -850
The King: +1400
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6. |
Captives/The Escape
03:36
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--Lyrics--
Village:
Hoo ga! Hoo ga! Hoo Ga!
Chrishop & Luna:
Hey! Let us go!
King's Herald:
Gentlemen and ladies.... (x2)
The King Decrees, the loser must be flushed down to the Poo-Lag.
Where it goes nobody knows, for no one has come back to see us.
Village:
DOWN! FLUSH THEM DOWN!
DOWN! FLUSH THEM DOWN!
King's Herald:
For the rain to drizzle, for sizzle my nizzle, the god demands a sacrifice. So let it be heard, your final words, before we say our goodbyes.
Village:
DOWN! FLUSH THEM DOWN!
DOWN! FLUSH THEM DOWN!
DOWN! FLUSH THEM DOWN!
DOWN! FLUSH THEM DOWN!
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Luna:
(Grabs weapon from security guard)
Alright! I'm in control here. Everybody put down their weapons, let us go free, or somebody's going to get hurt.
Chrishop:
(Gets turned on by Luna's dominance)
Luna! You're so cool... You're so cool...
Luna:
Alright, I said put down your weapons.
Put down your weapons now!
King's Herald:
Guards! They're trying to escape!
Luna:
Quiet! Quiet sir, or you're going to get it!
King's Herald:
Awww :(
Luna:
Alright, i'm going to walk away very slowly...
nobody try to do anything.
(Pooper Troopers arrive on the scene)
Poop Troop 1:
Hey there they are!
Poop Troop 2:
Let's go get them!
Poop Troop 3:
Yeah!
(AK-Farty-7 guns blast, Pooper Troopers fire at Luna, who is firing back)
Luna:
Get us out of here Chrishop!
Chrishop:
Heh, but where should we go?
Luna: Anywhere!
Chrishop:
Alright! Here we go!
(Opens the "Super Fetish Mag" and teleports the two)
King's Herald:
They knew we were just kidding... right?
Poop Troop 3:
???
Poop Troop 4:
???
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7. |
Skrilllexx!!!Time
00:38
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--Lyrics--
It's Skrillex time!
Drop the bass!
"Thanks guys I'll be back soon." -Skrilllexx (Skrillex)
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Chrishop The Inventor Aurora, Colorado
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